Okay, so I once had a dream about Ian Somerhalder. He came to the fruit market and said he was looking everywhere for his biggest fan (moi!) and finally found her. He proceeded to ask me on a date, and then when we went on the date he said his fantasy was to have a girl dress as a Greek goddess and feed her grapes. So, that happened…and then we were so turned on by the events that, well, we got through all the bases the first night. And that’s when my alarm clock woke me up and I was forced to get ready for my first class
Cherry Picking 2014
st★r f*cker
New plays… based on your little celebrity tales from between the sheets.
August 25-26th
The Wild Project
NYC
